Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 71st Edition

av98m SG

Fatum, that is very good advice Razz

LOTUSfairy SG

Thinking of learning how to make the malay bergertta (dun noe how to spell), surf youtube to see how to peel potato the fastest way...
found this.. Laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pj1A59C7q4

Rhonda SG

That's so true! If I were getting married, it wouldn't thrill me to have expensive, branded gifts thrown my way. I'd much rather the money be spent in creating a decent home, and if he comes with plenty of moolah to throw around, then I wouldn't mind having two dream kitchens - an indoor and an outdoor one! Mr. Green

To me, diamonds, branded handbags and all that aren't of much use except for you to parade around with them. Laughing But now, a house, that definitely grows in value and is definitely an "asset".

Maybe, it's a sign of growing older. Razz Different things thrill me now.

Fatum SG

when the kids come out, the focus will be different of course ... small fatums and fatumnettes will take precedence of course ... Very Happy

the Bear SG

when the bags under your eyes become saddles for your nose and you have a drawn-out look from having 2 minutes of sleep per night, i reserve the right to point at you and laugh hysterically Twisted Evil

the Bear SG

uhh.. you didn't know? Razz

anyway, the fastest way is the industrial way where the blast the potato with superheated steam and the skin explodes off the potato Razz

fudgester SG

The school said something like 'We will counsel the student and help him get over this difficult period'. Rolling Eyes

KNN.... they should just cane that bugger in front of the whole school.

zoragirl SG

think u will be a great dad....

the Bear SG

i hope so.. Laughing

coz a brood of four is going to take a lot of looking after Smile

InnoHippo SG

he can always revise his plan after the first one or two Laughing

fudgester SG

Anyway, I'm home early today.... I managed to finish a couple of sets of experiments before lunch.

I went to Funan.... bought a USB hub and a headset for Skype-ing with the FS.

My USB hub became non-operational a few weeks back. Neutral

My headset broke just as I was putting it on a few weeks ago. Then again, I shouldn't be surprised.... it was a Creative headset. Mad

Sigh.... I wonder what's next to go kaput.... Neutral

LOTUSfairy SG

i have made known to the World.....

I CANNOT COOK....but willing to learn.... Embarassed

Laughing

Fatum SG

I'm going to borrow one of my uncle's grandis for a drive one day .... see how these MPV type drives ... dearling and me in front, two in the middle, two in the back, just nice ..... Confused

Rhonda SG

This is the THIRD time I'm calling Optus today! Mad Mad Mad

First time round, I had to wait TWENTY freaking minutes before the system just hung! Shocked Mad

Second time around, the operator accidentally hung up on me! Mad Mad

Third time around, I got transferred to a vacuum AGAIN!! Mad Mad

And this is how efficient an automated answering system costing a bomb is :

*Dials Service Phone No.

Auto Answering System answers :

"Welcome to Optus, in a few words, please tell me the reason for your call."

"Internet."

Pause...

"So, is this a call about your Internet Service?"

"Yes."

Pause...

"I'm sorry, is this a call about your Internet Service?"

"YES!!!"

Pause...

"So, is this about your DSL, Cable, or..."

"DSL."

Pause...

"I'm sorry, I did not get all the information I needed. So is this a call about your internet service, DSL... "

"DSL."

Pause...

"I'm sorry, I still have not gotten the information I need. So is this call about your internet service, DSL...."

"YES!! It is about my DSL you FREAKING IDIOT!!!"

Pause...

"Sorry, I was not able to get all the information I needed. Your call will be transferred to a Customer Service Representative, who will ask further questions in order to put you through to the correct department."

Evil or Very Mad

LOTUSfairy SG

water heater? fan? air con? Twisted Evil

zoragirl SG

i know....

but u better than me....... Embarassed

fudgester SG

The clip of my clip-on desk fan broke not too long ago after three years of use. Neutral

As a result, I had to buy a cheap new Indonesian-brand desk fan.

Neutral

LOTUSfairy SG

i still remember the wash prawn thingy...both of us so blur.... Embarassed

Laughing

Rhonda SG

Technically, if you signed up for an Internet service plan that provides you with the first 30 days of free service, and now, you're only getting 20 days free service because the first 10 days were wasted on a line fault that they had to fix, will you fight tooth and nail to have your free 30 days and not settle for a free 20 days of free service?

I'm fighting tooth-and-nail, but just wanna know that I'm ethically right. Razz

LOTUSfairy SG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSygSz7aj9w&feature=user

i dun get the names of the ingredients...
help...

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